THIEVES:   Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club    And everybody here agrees   We got the finest blend of nearly-honest men,   Welcome to the forty thieves!!      A fraternity of thugs that you can trust   There's nothing up our eighty sleeves   Got lotsa grub to share   Pull up an easy chair!   Welcome to the forty thieves!!      Now you get to lie and cheat,   Never hafta brush your teeth   But we always aim to please   Care for one another   You'll never miss your mother      IAGO:   (Oh, I *love* you guys)      THIEVES:   Schemin' up a scam,    Out on a limb,   Takin' whatever we please   And if you like to work   You're gonna love this work!   Welcome to the forty thieves!!      Welcome to the forty thieves!!      CASSIM and THIEVES :   Together we're the perfect team (Aaaah)   Larceny is in the genes (Aaaah)   Dare to share the family dream? (Aaaah)      IAGO:   Live a life o' leisure   Countin' all yer treasure!      THIEVES:   As an honorary member of the gang,   There's no one alive ever leaves,   Ya gotta snatch and sneak   Or else your future's bleak   We got a lifetime contract dat yer bound to keep   You wanna save your skin   You better fit right in,   Wel-wel-welcome to the,   Wel-wel-welcome to the   Forty thieves!!