She was a boy   He was a girl   Can I make it anymore obvious?      She was a jock   And he did ballet   What more can I say?      He wanted her   She'd never tell   But secretly she'd rather go to Hell      But all of his friends    Stuck up their nose   They had a problem with her boyish clothes..      He was a fruity dude   She said seeya later dude   He wasn't strong enough for her   She had a manly face   But her head was up in space   With all of the little green aliens..      Five years from now   She sits at home   Shaving her mustache   She's all alone   She turns on T.V.   Guess who she sees?   Fruity dude dissed her on MTV      She calls up her friends   They already know   But they can't stop thinking 'bout her B.O.      She soon finds out   He's got his own show   And he isn't fruity anymore..      He was a fruity dude   She said seeya later dude   He wasnt strong enough for her   Now he calls her a hoe   On his own T.V. show   Oh why did she ever turn him down?      He was a fruity dude   She said seeya later dude   He wasnt strong enough for her   Now he calls her a hoe   On his own T.V. show   Oh why did she ever turn him down?      Sorry girl but you screwed up   Well tough luck that boy's mine now   He is no longer a fruit   He says he's straight and acts it too   Too bad that you couldnt see   See the man that fruit can be   There is more than meets the eye   I see the man he is inside      He's now a boy   And I am a girl   Can I make it anymore obvious   We're going out   Haven't you heard?   That we'll someday rule the world..      He was a fruity dude   I said seeya later dude   I'll be on stage after your show   I'll be laughing crazily   Telling the audience   About that creep you used to know..      He was a fruity dude   I said seeya later dude   I'll be on stage after your show   I'll be laughing crazily   Telling the audience   About that creep you used to know..