Do you have the time   To listen to me whine?   About nothing and everything   All at once.   I am one of those   Melodramatic fools   Neurotic to the bone   No doubt about it      [Chorus:]   Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up   I think I'm crackin up   Am I just paranoid?   Or am I just stoned      I went to a shrink   To analyze my dreams   She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down   I went to a whore   He said my life's a bore   So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down      [Chorus:]    Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up   I think I'm crackin up   Am I just paranoid?   Yeh yeh yeh!      Grasping to control   So I better hold on      [Chorus:]    Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up   I think I'm crackin up   Am I just paranoid?   Am I just stoned?