Do you have the time    To listen to me whine    About nothing and everything all at once    I am one of those    Melodramatic fools    Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it       Sometimes I give myself the creeps    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    It all keeps adding up    I think I'm cracking up    Am I just paranoid    Or am I just stoned       I went to a shrink    To analyze my dreams    She says it's lack of sex    That's bringing me down    I went to a whore    He said my life's a bore    So quit my whining cause    It's bringing her down       Sometimes I give myself the creeps    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    It all keeps adding up    I think I'm cracking up    Am I just paranoid    Or am I just stoned       Grasping to control    So I better hold on       Sometimes I give myself the creeps    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    It all keeps adding up    I think I'm cracking up    Am I just paranoid    Or am I just stoned