Well, down at the factory, I'm never late   I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight   I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop   'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock   Then I disappear until the weekend's through   And you'll never guess who I turn into      I'm a honky-tonk superman   Ready or not, I'm back again   Dancing on the tables   And swinging from the chandeliers   Oh, I'm a honky-tonk superman   That's who I really am   A real rebel, dare-devil   Honky-tonkin' superman      Everybody's waiting for my next move   Last night I broke the record for acting a fool   My favorite waitress said I went a little too far   When I came roller skating down the top of the bar   Now, don't blame me for just having fun   They never should have bet me that it couldn't be done      'Cause, I'm a honky-tonk superman   Ready or not, I'm back again   Dancing on the tables   And swinging from the chandeliers   Whoa yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman   And that's who I really am   A real rebel, dare-devil   Honky-tonkin' superman      Hey, look up there on the neon sign   It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind      Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman   Ready or not, I'm back again   Dancing on the tables   And swinging from the chandeliers   Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman   Yeah, that's who I really am   A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman   Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman