Do you remember when men wore skirts (so hip)   In kipper ties like jealous flirts (so hip)   In calico and in brocade shirts, so hip it hurts      Do you remember when girls wore slacks (so hip)   At traffic stops, men get heart attacks (so hip)   It seems so strange that they took it like that, so hip it hurts      He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   They're so hip, so hip it hurts   So hip it      Whose the girl with the Kinski eyes (so hot)   The kind of face you could idolise (so what)   The kind of shape that gets advertised, so hip it hurts      Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey (yeah, yeah)   Got to admit even though it hurts me   She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy   So hip it hurts      He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   They're so hip, so hip it hurts   So hip it hurts   So hip it      He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)   I'm so hip, so hip it hurts   So hip it hurts   So hip it hurts   So hip it hurts   So hip it hurts   So hip it