He picks his nose with the T.V. on   I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig   He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone   I'm a pig now baby dig?   He goes out on Friday night   Takes off his pants coz it feels alright   Third down and twenty to go   This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go      In the gym the kids are holding their nose   I'm a pig now baby can ya dig?   I don't care coz I got B.O.   I'm a pig, I'm a pig   Body odour is no concern   When he goes shopping those noses turn   Third down and thirty to go   This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go      He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey      Mr. Turkey   Rock   Two, three, four   Stick it      He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn   I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig    He only cares about porking your mom   I'm a pig now baby, dig?   He goes out on Friday night   Takes off his pants coz it feels alright   Third down and forty to go   This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go      You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey      You're just a two-tub turkey   Turd rock