When I was a baby   I was so happy   I played   With my friends   In the mud   Wilbur and Jack   and Otis and beaty   We were a gang   And you gotta   Believe me      Momma would scold us   If we got too rough   She didn't care   She was proud of us   I ran around   And talked   To the animals   Tellin' them stories   Of savage cannibals      Then I got older   And noticed a girl   First I was sure   I didn't exist to her   I sulked around   But I didn't know why   Then she put her cheek   On my shoulder and I   Was lookin' at her and   She was lookin at me   We started to smile   It was our destiny   Tina was her name   She was my cutie pie   Forgot about the things   That I used to like      I spent all my time   Followin' her around   My friends all made   The whiplash sound   They understood   They was happy   For me   And everyone clapped   When I asked her   To marry me      And she said yes   And we felt so fine   We lost track   Of the passin' of time   Before I knew it   We had our own babies   Gina and Sannon and katie and gabe   But now   I've got to die   I've lived a good life   I've got no complaints      I'd like to thank   Farmer keep   For bringin me scraps   So for that I could eat   He always   Had a smile on his face   He didn't want   To think of this day      It's finally here   It's finally here   Oh, oh, oh   They called me pig   They called me pig      When I was a baby   I was so happy   I played   With my friends   In the mud