[Chorus: 2X]   White noise, made its way into my life   It should all get cancelled   I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel      [Slug]   A million channels, nothing channelled   Bunch of reality shows full of assholes   All the popular situation comedy   caught up in the oxymoronic hypocrisy   On the couch with remote on search   Seen better acting on them shopping networks   I'd like put my foot through the glass   But without it I would have to shoot smack to relax   Every A.M. starts to a cartoon   Watch it in the afternoon and see the people argue   Prime time television is worse though   Surf the shit, I'd rather watch the commercials   Program a nation of clones   Subliminal seeds, watch 'em grow   So tune in for next week's show   like if it wasn't all, what the fuck would you know?   It goes...      [Chorus: 2X]      [Slug]   A million channels selling me dreams   Expensive celebrities telling me things   So insecure I must confess   that I'ma purchase whatever it takes to get sex   I need your product for my life to grow   I buy those so I can be more desirable   I'm trying everything under the sun, I want one   so I can separate myself from the crumbs   White noise at the speed of light   Make me feel right so I can sleep at night   Make my teeth white, help to build my self-esteem   cause I believe in your magic beans   Now, cast and call all attractive characters   Goodnight to groove and gesundheit America   Hurry up, plug it in and serve it up   Put it on a channel full of static and turn it up      [Chorus: 2X]      [Slug]   When I go to the job, it's on!   When I go to the bar, it's on!   When I go to my home, it's on!   When I go to my bed, it's on!   When I pick up my son, it's on!   When I'm tracking at the studio, it's on!   When I'm in my hotel room, it's on!   When I get on the tour bus, it's on!   When I visit you in jail, it's on!   When I'm at Anthony's house, it's on!   When I go see Sahdeeq, it's on!   When I'm kicking it with Murs, it's on!   When I'm out in Los Angeles, it's on!   When I visit New York, it's on!   When I'm kicking it in Texas, it's on!   When I went to South Korea, it's on!      [Chorus]