Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you   Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true   A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight   As I rock the house left, and a I rock the house right      I can't fly, I can't dance   And I don't like any bands   Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man   Where I want is where I go   I'm always armed with a burrito   Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man      I travel the world with my band in a box   And I rock 10 times harder than your average punk rock band   I'm almost done, I'm almost through   I hope to God I'm not boring you   I often do the number 2   I am the always often pooping Jew      I can't fly, I can't dance   And I don't like any bands   Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man   Where I want is where I go   I'm always armed with a burrito   Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man      I can't fly, I can't dance   And I don't like your band   Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man   Where I want is where I go   I'm always armed with a burrito   Pay attention, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man