Surly girl, you got all the glamour in the world   But you make my toes and fingers curl   The way you smile, as though it's going out of style      You're a funny one, should be having lots of fun   But you're dwelling on the things you've done   There in the past, believe me girl, it doesn't last      Artisan Philosophers tried to run away with her   For their love, she couldn't care   She's waiting for a millionaire      I watch you dear, count the Gypsies, spin the wheel   But tell me that you never feel a little sad   To think of what you could have had      Artisan Philosophers tried to fire into her   This girl is tearing out her hair   Waiting for a millionaire      I understand, you've found yourself a wealthy man   He got you eating from his hand   And now you know, exactly where the money goes      But they brought you in, made you tell a tail on him   There was no way that you could win   It's just a question of when, gonna see you face in the papers again      Artisan Philosophers tried to win the heart of her   They're up here, but she's down there   Waiting for a millionaire