You recall when he hated me   And pretended that he didn't see   And he glanced a cast in your direction   And you did it for your own protection      Like the way that you shell the peas   Only wish you were shelling me   Like the way that you dance when you're in the kitchen   Bodies rockin' and your moves are bitchin'      Been a regular for so long   But you treat me like there's something wrong   When I let you know you are looking lovely   Tell me is it really awful of me      Got the touch when your making tea, yeah   And you wish that you've taken me   Ooh like spring time takes the winter   The only thing I ever get is splinters      From your chair in your vegetarian restaurant   Ooh your vegetarian restaurant   Your everywhere in your vegetarian restaurant   Ooh your vegetarian restaurant      Don't you know I'm dying deep inside   This restaurant is all I want   So keep it all beside, yeah      I don't cry a lot, it's true   When I do, I do it over you   There's times I can't believe you're even human   Sweet and modest and as unassuming   As the tableware in your vegetarian restaurant   Ooh your vegetarian restaurant