Vegetarian   Vegetarian   Vegetarian      I, I don't want tofu   I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew   I don't wanna be a vegetarian   Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?      I don't feel bad about   Eating something that's dead   Why should I be sad   For cows getting hit in the head?      So I like eating fish   Tell me what's wrong with this   How can you blame me   For eating chicken of the sea?      Vegetarian      Don't waste your breath yelling at me   About animal rights   And how they should be free   'Coz it's survival of the fittest   And we're winning      I don't feel bad about   Eating something that's dead   So why should I be sad   For chickens being force fed      So I like eating fish   Tell me what's wrong with this   How can you blame me   For eating chicken of the sea?      Vegetarian   Go fry an egg