Bella:  Vegetarian Vampire   would you please bite me   so that   i can be just like you    Edward:  Oh my dear I would like  To have just one bite  But thats not in the card for you  Unless your made of tofu    You look real sultry  Too bad your not poultry  Red meat is not for me  And Im scared you have V.D.    Bella:  Omg my god  Thats really mean  Take a bite   Im sure that I am clean    Vegetarian Vampire i will be your first come quench your thirst  Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like you    Edward listen to me  And Im sure youll agree    Youre the lion Im the lamb  I bet I taste much better than spam    Tattoos are so old school  Vampire bites are just so cool  Mortal life is so done  I wanna be sparkley in the sun      Edward:  Hate to kill your self-esteem  But Im more tempted by ice cream    Bella:  Vegetarian Vampire   I will be your first come quench your thirst  (Im O Positive)  Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like.    Edwards rap:  Im a veggie vampire   I have been 17 ever since 1918  I make these ladies scream  I’m giving out immortality  If you’re kind of salady  I’m like on TV  Come on Bella please, lets climb up this tree    these lyrics are submitted by Erika