ouch ouch ouch  Its time for me to say this,  addressing all you guys.  Except for all the drag queens,  who deserve a nobel prize.  But the straight guys,  they dont realize  what we go through  everyday   and its alot.  Now its time  all us females  to remind you  just in case  you all forgot.    The 7 things  guys dont have to do:  -shave legs  -give birth  -aunt flow  -wear skirts  -wax armpits  hey it hurts  -wear pantyhose  -and paint your toes   too  -high heels  -pluck brows  -skip meals   -count pounds  -some girls have to carry  heavy mounds  (were way past 7 now  but i'll keep going  anyhow)  -uncomfy thongs  -tight bras  -tampons  -blow our money on  beauty salons  -flat iron burns  -and health concerns  from hair dye fumes    and the reason why   we  do  these  crazy  things  that   we  do....  is we do it  for you.    sometimes were hard to deal with.  that we cant deny.  but just think of what we   go through  see, thats  the reason  why    -shave legs  -give birth  -aunt flow  -wear skirts  -wax armpits  hey it hurts  -wear pantyhose  -and paint your toes  too  -uncomfy thongs  -tight bras  -tampons  -blow our money on  beauty salons  -flat iron burns  and health concerns  from hair dye fumes  (and the reason why  we  do   these  crazy  things  that  we  do...  is we do it  for you)    these lyrics are submitted by britt