Woohoohoo   Woohoohoo       Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all    One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA    Her dreams went out the door    When she turned twenty-four    Only been with one man    What happened to her plan      She was gonna be an actress    She was gonna be a star    She was gonna shake her ass    On the hood of White Snake's car    Her yellow SUV is now the enemy    Looks at her average life    And nothing has been alright       Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna    Way before Nirvana    There was U2 and Blondie    And music still on MTV    Her two kids in high school    They tell her that she's uncool    Cause she's still preoccupied    With 19, 19, 1985       Woohoohoo    (1985)    Woohoohoo      She's seen all the classics, she knows every line    'Breakfast Club', 'Pretty in Pink'    Even 'St. Elmo's Fire'    She rocked out to Wham!   Not a big Limp Bizkit fan    Thought she'd get a hand    On a member of Duran Duran       Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin    And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen    When did reality become TV    Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows    On the radio was      Springsteen, Madonna    Way before Nirvana    There was U2 and Blondie    And music still on MTV    Her two kids in high school    They tell her that she's uncool    Cause she's still preoccupied    With 19, 19, 1985       Woohoohoo      She hates time, make it stop    When did Motley Crue become classic rock   And when did Ozzy become an actor   Please make this stop, stop    Stop, and bring back       Springsteen, Madonna    Way before Nirvana    There was U2 and Blondie    And music still on MTV    Her two kids in high school    They tell her that she's uncool    Cause she's still preoccupied    With 1985       Springsteen, Madonna    Way before Nirvana    There was U2 and Blondie    And music still on MTV    Her two kids in high school    They tell her that she's uncool    Cause she's still preoccupied    With 19, 19, 1985