Woo hoo hoo   Woo hoo hoo      Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all   One workout a day, husband's a CPA   Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24   Only loved just one man, what happened to her plan?      She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star   She was gonna shake it right on the hood of Whitesnake's car   Her yellow SUV is now the enemy   Looks at her average life and nothing has been alright      Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana   There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV   Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool   'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985      Woo hoo hoo   (1985)   Woo hoo hoo      She's seen all the classics, she knows every line   Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire   She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan   Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran      Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?   And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?   When did reality become TV?   Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio was      Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana   There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV   Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool   'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985   (Woo hoo hoo)      She hates time, make it stop   When did Motley Crue become classic rock?   And when did Ozzy become an actor?   Please make this stop, stop, stop!      And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana   There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV   Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool   'Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985      Springsteen, Madonna   (She hates time)   Way before Nirvana   (1985)   There was U2 and Blondie   (Make it stop)   And music still on MTV   (1985)      Her two kids in high school   (She hates time)   They tell her that she's uncool   (1985)   'Cause she's still preoccupied   (Make it stop)   With 19-19-1985