Such a big man    Such a little chick    I think it all goes back to your tiny    Pick-up truck in the driveway    With a sticker on the window    "Rest in Peace Number 3"    Tell all your friends    How you put her in her place    7 pounds of makeup    Just to hide her beat up face    Such a pretty face       It takes a tough man to slap her around    Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down    She's wearing shades but we all see    Behind the tinted glass    And I've got 99 biker friends    That wanna kick your ass       You tell her that you're sorry    Blame it on the beer    Your dad was mean to you    Your friends think you're an asshole    And I do too    Over compensatin' for your small shoes    Taking her away but you won't say when    Hold her in your arms    Tell her this won't happen again    When will this end?       Well it takes a tough man to slap her around    Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down    She's wearing shades but we all see    Behind the tinted glass    And I've got 99 biker friends    That wanna kick your ass       I wish Bruce Lee was here right now    With his trusty nun-chucks    Chuck Norris is still alive    So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger    All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"    Let's get the A-Team    50 Cent with his bling-bling    And a couple of prison guards       It takes a tough man to slap her around    Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down    You're such a tough guy    She's wearing shades but we all see    Behind the tinted glass    And I've got 99 biker friends    That wanna kick your ass       (99 biker friends)    I hope that you can run fast    (just wanna mention this)    Start runnin' now    (99 biker friends)    just wanna mention this    (just wanna mention this)    We're gonna kick your ass