Oh-oh   Oh-oh   Oh-oh   Oh-oh      She's a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies;   David Letterman and Chinese Delivery.   She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting,   Hanging with my friends and football on a monday night.   But little did I know      She's morphing like a power ranger;   Really sweet but just don't ask her   What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.   She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;   Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".   Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.      Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.   My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,   With absolutely no opinion      Oh-oh   Oh-oh      Seven weeks ago we caught you two in the city;   She saw my t-shirt she said Vertigo's her favourite song.   I stood and watched her shaking;   She tried to start a mosh-pit;   She sang along all night - got every single lyric wrong.   So sorry Bono.      She's morphing like a power ranger;   Really sweet but just don't ask her   What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.   She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;   Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".   Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.      Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.   And that's why she's my   My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,   With absolutely no opinion      I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip;   She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant.   I like yo-yo's, so she likes yo-yo's.   Why can't she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else   (to please everyone else).      She's morphing like a power ranger;   Really sweet but just don't ask her   What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown.   She says her favourite band is Zeppelin;   Never heard "Stairway To Heaven".   Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around.      Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her.   And that's why she's my   My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,   With absolutely no opinion      Oh-oh   Oh-oh