We?ll ask if we can have six in   If not we'll have to have two   Well you're comin? up our end aren't you?   So I'll get one with you      Oh won't he let us have six in?   Especially not with the food   He coulda just told us no though   He didn?t have to be rude      You see her in the green dress?   She talked to me at the bar   Well how come it?s already two pound fifty?   We've only gone about a yard      Didn?t ya see she were gorgeous?   She was beyond belief   But this lad at the side, drinkin? his Smirnoff Ice   Came and paid for her tropical reef      And I'm sitting going backwards   And I didn't want to leave   I said it?s high green mate   Via Hillsborough please      Well how funny was that sketch earlier?   Up near that taxi rank   Oh no you would have missed it   Think it was when you went to the bank      These two lads squaring up, proper shoutin?   ?Bout who was next in the queue   The kind of thing that would seem so silly   But not when they've both had a few      Well calm down temper temper   You shouldn?t get so annoyed   Well you?re actin? like a silly little boy      Oh they wanted to be men   And do some fightin? in the street   Said, no surrender, no chance of retreat!      So hidin? in the taxi   ?Cause I didn't want to leave   I said it?s high green mate   Via Hillsborough please      Well drunken plots hatched to jump it   Ask around, are ya sure?   Went for it but the red light was showin?   And the red light indicates doors are secured