There's always somebody taller   With more of a wit   And he's equipped to enthrall her   And her friends think he's fit   And you just can't measure up no   You don't have a prayer   Wishing that you'd made the most of her   When she was there   They've got engaged   There's no intention of a wedding   He's pinched your bird   And he'd probably kick your head in      Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts   You're better off without her anyway   You said you wasn't sad to see her go   Yeah but I know you were though      Bet you don't know what she's upto   You can only assume   She's not on't front of the shops then   They've gone to his room   Bet she's gone round in her school stuff   I Bet that's what he likes   I bet you thought she was different   And you thought she was nice      But she's not nice   She's pretty fucking far from nice   She's looking at you funny   Rarely looking at you twice      Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts   Oh, you're better off without her anyway   You said you wasn't sad to see her go   Yeah but it's clear you were though      Have you heard what she's been doing?   Never did it for me   He picks her up at the school gate   At twenty past three   She's been with all the boys but   Never went very far   And she wagged English and Science   Just to go in his car      They've got engaged   There's no intention of a wedding   He's pinched me bird   And he'd probably kick my head in, oh   Now the girls have grown   Yeah but I'm sure that they still carry on in similar ways      Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts   So, I'm better off without her anyway   I said I wasn't sad to see her go   But I'm only pretending, you know   Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know   Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know   Oh, I'm only pretending, you know