There's always somebody taller with more of a wit   And he's equipped to enthrall her and her friends think he's fit   And you just can't measure up, no, you don't have a prayer   Wishing that you'd made the most of her, when she was there      They've got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding   He's pinched your bird and he'd probably kick your head in      Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts   Oh, you're better off without her anyway   You said, you wasn't sad to see her go   Yeah, but I know you were though      Now you don't know what she's up to, you can only assume   If she's not out front of the shops then, they've gone to his room   Bet she's gone 'round in her school stuff, bet that's what he likes   I know you thought she were different and you thought she were nice      But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice   She's looking at ya funny, rarely looking at ya twice      Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts   Oh, you're better off without her anyway   You said, you wasn't sad to see her go   Yeah, but it's clear you were though      You hear what she has been doing, never did it for me   He picks her up at the school gate at twenty past three   She's been with all of the boys but never went very far   And she wagged English and Science just to go in his car      They've got engaged there's no intention of a wedding   He's pinched me bird and he'd probably kick my head in, oh   Now the girls have grown yeah, but I'm sure that   They still carry on in similar ways      Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts   Oh, I'm better off without her anyway   I said, I wasn't sad to see her go   Yeah, but I'm only pretending you know      Yeah I'm only pretending you know   I was only pretending you know   I was only pretending you know, oh