Brian, top marks for not tryin'   So kind of you to bless us   With your effortlessness   We're grateful and so strangely comforted      And I wonder, are you puttin' us under?   Cause we can't take our eyes off   The t-shirt and ties combination   Well see you later, innovator      Some want to kiss, some want to kick you   There's not a net you couldn't slip through   Or at least that's the impression I get   Cause you're smooth and you're wet   And she's not aware yet, but she's yours      She'll be sayin' "Use me,   Show me the jacuzzi"   I imagine that it's there on a plate   Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened   To make them wait for a while      I doubt it's your style   Not to get what you set out to acquire   The eyes are on fire   You are the unforecasted storm      (Brian)   Calm, collected, and commandin'   (Top marks for not tryin')   You made the other stories standin'      With your renditions and jokes   Bet there's hundreds of blokes   That have wept cause   You've stolen their, thunder      Are you puttin' us under?   Cause we can't take our eyes off   The t-shirt and ties combination   Well see you later, innovator