I took you to a five star dinner   I bought you the most expensive wine   I even paid off the maitre d'   To usher us up to the front of the line      You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man   So I went and joined the neighborhood gym   Though the weights put my spine out of commission   Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim      You say you're taking your time   Maybe you don't even care   Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare      Why? God even knows how I try   I can't fascinate you   Something that I've realized   Nothing will ever do for you   But I will solve this mystery   But you've gotta give me the first clue      You said you always wanted a humble man   So I sold my car and bought a beat up van   I guess that wasn't quite enough for you   So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan      When you treat me unkind   I wanna leave you far behind   Then I think of all the things that make you so fine   And I'm back in the role again      [Chorus]      I won't stop 'til I find the key   The key to you      I took the challenge and must confess   I never met someone so hard to impress   But all you need is someone to love you   Who needs the rest?      [Chorus]