Pretty little oneHow has it all begun?They're teaching you how to walkBut you're already on the runLittle one--What you gonna do?Little one--Honey, it's all up to youNow your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening newsMama's with a friend, lately she's been so confusedLittle one--Come on and take my handI may not have the answer but I believe I got a planHoney you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the lineAnd see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mineBut let me clue you in, it ain't like himTo argue or pretend--Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friendWell they've got a little list of all those things of which they don'tapproveThey've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your moveLittle one--I really wish you wouldLittle one--I think the damage would do you goodHoney you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the lineWe're going to forget all about the battleIt's gonna feel so fine'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--Eleven on a scale of tenHoney let me introduce you to my redneck friendHoney you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the lineI'm going to try to swing you up into my saddleAnd then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'Now honey don't just stand thereLookin' like this dream will never endHoney let me introduce you to my redneck friend