He’s got thirteen channels of wrestling   Comin’ in strong from a satellite send   A two hundred function remote control   Big screen tv with stereo      Football baseball nascar too   With picture in a picture it's all in view   And if it comes on just a little too late   With his vcr’s he'll get it on tape      He's a high-tech redneck   Mayberry meets startrek   He's a bumpkin'   But he's plugged in   He's a high-tech redneck      He’s got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck   A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up   He ain't into hip hop he ain't into rap   He likes to rattle them speakers with ronnie milsap      Cd cassette digital tape   Cb radar and scannin’ short wave   And if he needs to talk to his honey at home   He just dials up her number on hs cellular phone