It's 12 o'clock   Hit snooze one more time on the alarm clock   I'll get up soon   But not right now cause it is only noon      I swear I'll get the chance to, clean my room today   There's something in there scaring girls away   I swear I'll get the chance to, go to the grocery store   The only food left is one can of cream corn      Get out of bed   Head for the shower but turn the TV on instead   And I should go   But it's Boot Camp Week on the Mory Povich Show      I swear I'll get the chance to, go out and mow the lawn   Haven't seen the pink flamingos in so long   I swear I'll get the chance to, change the oil in the truck   It's months overdue now but it's      My Day Off   And I'm not motivated   To do much of anything at all   This is my day   To finally get away   From them all (the mall)      I never got the chance to clean my room   To change the oil or go get food   And the grass it never got cut   So What      My next day off I swear I   Won't just waste away   Like I did today