[canibus]   Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning   To the sound of your alarm clock alarm   About an hour from now   You should be at the place of employment   Which is annoying cause it's so boring   Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them   It affects your occupational performance   You wonder why your work load is so enormous   Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office   People get depressed, they get ulcers   From the stress that the corporate environment causes   Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this   Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:   You could take a new job offer for more chips   Stick it out a little longer or forfeit   But my advice to anybody that wants to quit   It'll feel much better if you say it like this:      [biz markie]   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it      [canibus]   Yo, if your boss is a s-o-b   Tell him to s-h-o-v-e the j-o-b   Put your middle finger up slowly   Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely   Say I ain't workin here no more   Who do you think you are?    Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor   Run to the door, to the payphone   Make a toll-free call   Tell your spouse what happened and where you are   So they can come and get you in the car later on   And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job   If the unemployment line ain't that long   You can take your time printin out w-9 forms   Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough   And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough   Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it   But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to      [biz markie]   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it      [canibus]   Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs   The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious   While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces   Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated   You constantly waitin for a paycheck   Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet   Here's a optimistic motto   If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow   Most 9 to 5's are hard   Cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park   People get hired   Drink coffee to stay wired   So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired      [biz markie]   You came in late, you already ate,   Nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!? ? !      [canibus]   Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it   Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks      [biz markie]   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it      Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Ah ah ah ah ahahah ah   I ain't workin here no more   Take this job and shove it   I ain't workin here no more   Ay ay ay ayee ay   I ain't workin here no more      Canibus and the biz   It's comin from canibus and the biz   It's comin from canibus and the biz   From, from canibus and the biz