He listens to the fucking Smiths!   He's got a moustache...   He wears a trench coat!   He's got a moustache...   He wears black tights!   He writes poetry!   He wears black lipstick!   Under his moustache.      (Little instrumental)      He's got a roller coaster haircut.   He dyes it jet black!   But his hair's really brown.   Just like his moustache!   He wants to be Robert Smith.   But with a moustache...      He's a fucking art fag!   He's got a moustaaache!