Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version) Lyrics by Anal Cunt
Album : Howard Is Bald [EP]
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I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,
he is really bald.
He has no hair on his head,
that's because he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

He be working at .......... (inaudible)
He used to work some place else.
He looks like that guy from ..........
and he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

That man is really bald,
He looks like ..........
He could really shave his head off.
ROCK ON BROTHER!

Howard Wulkan [4x]

.............
I'm not only the hairclub president,
I'm also client
I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,   he is really bald.   He has no hair on his head,   that's because he's bald.      Howard Wulkan [4x]      He be working at .......... (inaudible)   He used to work some place else.   He looks like that guy from ..........   and he's bald.      Howard Wulkan [4x]      That man is really bald,   He looks like ..........   He could really shave his head off.   ROCK ON BROTHER!      Howard Wulkan [4x]      .............   I'm not only the hairclub president,   I'm also client