Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here      I like to be here alone      You just answer the door and feed the deer      And fight the telephone      Got to learn these words and I know you will      Or I'll send you right back to guayaquil      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home            Got to peel your eyes for the heat my dear      You got to froth and foam      Got to send away the mad puppeteer      Who seems to think this is home      I want you to speak the english right      I want you to smile and be polite      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home            I don't care if you drive my 350 honey      Don't let'em steal my chrome      I don't care if you spend all my money honey      Long as you leave me alone      I just want you to try and remember one thing      If somebody knocks or the telephone rings      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home      Say b'wana she no home, say b'wana she no home