Let us put man and woman together      And see wich one is smarter      Some say man, but I say no      The women got the man like a puppet show            It ain't me, it's the people that say      The men are leadin' the women astray      But I say, that the women today      Are smarter than men in every way      Well, that's right, the women are smarter      That's right, the women are smarter            Little boy sat down and cried      An old man passin' asked him why, he said      I can't do what the big boys do      Old man sat down and he cried too      Ain't me, it's the people that say      The men are leadin' the women astray      But I say, that the women today      Are smarter than men in every way            That's right, the women are smarter      That's right, the women are smarter            That's right, the women are smarter      That's right, the women are smarter            Well that's right, the women are smarter      Smarter than man in every way