Let us put men and women together   See which one is smarter   Some say men, but I say no   Women run the men like a puppet show      It ain't me   It's the people that say   Men are leading the women astray   But I say, it's the women today   Smarter than the man in every way      Chorus:   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   The women are smarter   That's right      Little boy sit on the corner and cry   Big man come and he asked him why   He said, "I can't do what the big boys do"   The man sat down and he cried too      It ain't me   It's the people that say   Men are leading the women astray   But I say, it's the women today   Smarter than the man in every way      Chorus:   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   The women are smarter   That's right, that's right      Ever since the world began   Women been banned from the ways of man   Listen boy 'cause I've got a plan   Give it up, don't try and understand      It ain't me   It's the people that say   Men are leading the women astray   But I say, it's the women today   Smarter than the man in every way      Chorus:   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   The women are smarter   That's right      Let us put men and women together   See which one is smarter   Some say men, but I say no   Women run the men like a puppet show      It ain't me   It's the people that say   Men are leading the women astray   But I say, it's the women today   Smarter than the man in every way      Chorus:   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   That's right   The women are smarter   The women are smarter   That's right, that's right      Repeat chorus and fade out