Smart woman (in a real short skirt)   By: jimmy buffett, marshall chapman   1988   This song is about being in my 40's in the 80's. it seems I'm learing more than I'm forgetting.   -- spoken:   "so I told her, ooh you got money of your own? well, that gives me the urge to merge."      Bimbo limbo is where I've been   I know you know that it's wearing me thin   The times are changing, and it's about time   I'm rearrangin' all the guilt in my mind      Chorus:   I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt   Smart woman who knows how to flirt   Smart woman got a mind of her own   Smart woman that'll take me home   Take me home      I'm not your macho kind of guy   But I can be so when I'm feeling shy   Hey, baby, where'd you get your good looks   Ooh, babe, I want to carry your books      Chorus:   I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt   Smart woman who knows how to flirt   Smart woman got a mind of her own   Smart woman that'll take me home   Take me home      Beauty and brains (beauty and brains)   Best of both worlds (best of both worlds)   Think I can change (think I can change)   If you'll be my, be my, be my girl      Chorus:   I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt   Smart woman who knows how to flirt   Smart woman got a mind of her own   Smart woman that'll take me home   Take me home      Chorus:   I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt   Smart woman who knows how to flirt   Smart woman got a mind of her own   Smart woman better take me home   Take me home