The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents   Cornography, Kung Pao, episode two   The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos      The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night   So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May   Or she may not   A former love and a woman of questionable repute      So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty   And just then, they heard a voice saying   "Hi, boys, you lookin' for these"   And the littlest cowboy turned around   To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face      Jimmy, you can't say that   What? She had huge guns   Smith and Wesson revolvers   Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother      Cornography      She's aiming them right at us   Softer, George, it's more effective   She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck   Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal      They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up   And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now Jimmy, you can't say that   Out the window, I couldn't see it till then George   Oh, there were mountains in the way      Cornography      You guys are gonna get in trouble for this   That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then   I think he's got a little thing for her, George   Louder, Bill, it's more effective      I think he's got a little thing for her, George   It's not that little   That was worth a three or four, Bill   All right, Jimmy, let's get serious now      So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited   But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard   Jimmy, what, it's very difficult   I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah      Cornography      And I said, "Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"   Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo?   In your dreams short barrel   Bum chicka bow wow, oh my God      So the Kung Poo Buck, Kung Poo   So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset      Tune in next time for more action and romance   Yeah, softer, George, it's more effective, yeah