You've marched   To your pomp and your circumstance bravely   You're starched, you're a formal affair   And I can't breathe   You're smart, you know all those big words   And their meanings   But you aren't very good at remembering   Small things      You say that you love me, but I ask you how much   So you spread your arms wide 'til behind you   Your thumbs touch   And you hold that position as I add it all up   Oh, in cold hard mathematical terms   You're in love      CHORUS:   So hold me, don't think too hard about it   Would common sense allow it?   You wait too long and you'll lose me   Just do it when you get the urging   Oh, it's not rocket surgery   When you know you love someone, it's easy      Your book heavy head is so weighted with deep thoughts   As you lay in my lap and we struggle with small talk   Try writing it down, but you trip on writer's block   So we just "hmmm mmm mmm"   On and on and on and on      BRIDGE:   We're a pair, you're smart, I'm romantic   Kiss like you care, your mouth is mechanical   Words are air, over my head they blow   So blink once if you like it   And blink twice if you don't   Three times, if you love it   And then just keep them closed      BRIDGE      CHORUS x2