In the morning    Goodbye kisses    And all the misters    Kiss the misses    Before leaving    For the office    But we're not grieving    We've got chocolate    And I'd choose it over you    Any day...       I say Diamonds    You can't afford 'em    So I say mansions    You say mortgage    We start to argue    I say "You win"    You have your victory    I have my chocolate    And I'd choose it over you    Any day...       I'm leaving traces    Dirty Spoons    I'm getting careless    And pretty soon    You're gonna catch me in the act    and we'll try couples therapy    I know that won't help    Cuz if she's a woman    She'll agree with me       It's been a hard day    At the office    So I'll surprise you    In my lace pajamas    But before things    Get hot and heavy    I hear you snoring    You're fast asleep    So in the darkness    I sneak to the kitchen    Where my chocolate    Has been hiding    And I'd choose it over you    Any day....