Well, I woke up from a nightmare and I couldn't speak   'Cause the Devil slipped a mickey in my bedstand drink   Then Jesus made me breakfast with his fresh white chateau on       Well, I ain't got the money to go to town   The cupboard it was empty before he came around    Then Jesus made me breakfast with his fresh white chateau on       Well, there ain't no sun shinin' down on me    My stomach's full of nothin' but conspiracy   I can't get nobody to tell me the truth   What's a hungry fella to do      Well, you could canonize the Devil, crucify a Saint   But you can't replace your half and half with coffeemate   Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on       Well, there ain't no sun shinin' down on me    My stomach's full of nothin' but conspiracy   I can't get nobody to tell me the truth   What's a hungry fella to do      Well, you could canonize the Devil, crucify a Saint   But you can't replace your half and half with coffeemate   Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on    (Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on)    Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on    (Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on)    When you are underfed   He'll be at the foot of your bed   With the fish and some bread   Yeah, let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on