You've sure got a real nice place   So don't take this the wrong way   But I can tell by your decorating taste   You've been alone too long   You've got more candles than a midnight mass   That fancy mirror adds a touch of class   But do you know how good a mounted bass   Would look there on that wall      Chorus   You need a man around here   You can't do it all by yourself   To me it's painfully clear   That you could use a little help   Someone to kill the spiders   Change the channel and drink the beer   Seems to me that you sure need   A man around here      Thumbing through your stack of magazines   I don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream   I haven't been in a room this clean   Since they took my appendix out   Well you've gotta be kidding me   Don't tell me that thing is your TV   My laptop's got a bigger screen   Baby, there ain't no doubt      Repeat chorus      Someone to kill the spiders   And by the way, you're out of beer   Seems to me that you sure need    A man around here   Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need    A man around here