Woke up today in a van   Traded my pillow for a miller lite can   And in two more days, I lose the guitar   That I hawked      Slurped down a beer then one more   Twelve ounces later, I was outside your door   And the pebble I threw   Was probably more like a rock      Then I fell, skinned my knee   Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee   I lost my wallet and my car keys too   And to make matters worse   I?m coming down with the flu      Somebody get my mom   'Cause I think something's broken again   And I don't want to be just friends   I said thanks for the ride, I?ll just limp back inside   'Cause I don't want you to see me cry      I just want my mom   Somebody get my mom   I just want my mom   Get my mom      Authorities came, I guess I was gone   Next thing you know, I?m passed out on the lawn   And boy did I wake up fast   With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth      I wrote you a note but it got soaked   When I went deep sea fishing   And I fell out of the boat   And got caught on the trout line   Wasn't found for three days      Then I fell, skinned my knee   Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee   I lost my wallet and my car keys too   And to make matters worse   I?m coming down with the flu      Somebody get my mom   'Cause I think something's broken again   And I don't want to be just friends   I said thanks for the ride, I?ll just limp back inside   'Cause I don't want you to see me cry      I just want my mom   Somebody get my mom   I just want my mom   Get my mom      M O M M Y she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie   She coached baseball when we needed her   We lost every game but to her came it first   And I?m so glad that she met my dad   I wouldn't be here if she never had      Let's go      I guess this is it, the end of the song   Just my luck nobody sang along   I guess I'll put down this guitar   And keep the mongoose back home      Somebody get my mom   'Cause I think something's broken again   And I don't want to be just friends   I said thanks for the ride, I?ll just limp back inside   'Cause I don't want you to see me cry      I just want my mom   Somebody get my mom   I just want my mom   Get my mom   M O M M Y