This town is full of monsters   Holding hands with other monsters   And attempting to be human beings   Shuffling around the shops   And waving at balloons      This town is full of monsters   Sitting on park benches   Eating little packets of Sultanas   Licking chocolate off their chubby little fingers      And I don't know why   It is they scare me but they do   And the thing that really frightens me   Is that all my friends from school      Are turning into monsters   Picking patterns out for curtains   Making friends with all the other monsters   Pushing little baby monsters   Around the shops in prams      This town is full of monsters   Peeping out from under parked cars   In multi-storey car park   Evil little eyes like fairy lights   Blinking in the dark      This town is full of monsters   Making out with other monsters   Picking sweet corn out of their teeth   Dipping pissy little fingers   In the pick 'n' mix      And I don't even know why   It is it scares me but it does   And the thing that really frightens me   Is that the people I used to love      Are turning into monsters   Getting married having babies   Telling me how great their life is   And how happy I would be if I could   Just be more like them