My old truck was missing out an' end   Figured it was time to trade her in   The salesman he came rushin' out   Said we get a beauty let me tell you about   It's got satellite radio an' DVD   On Star an' even got your own TV   Take a minute son and sit inside   I told him buddy 'fore you pimp my ride   I'm a       Chorus:   Meat and potato man   Like to keep it just as simply as I can   I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan    I'm meat and potato man   Don't need all the fancy stuff   Just the basics buddy that'll be enough   I'll tell you plain so you understand   I'm a meat and potato man      You go to buy a cup of coffee these days   They make it up about a hundred ways   Decafe, half n' half, vanilla, hazel nut   I like it black in a styrofoam cup   An' every time I pull up to the drive thru   Way too many choices on the menu   Sugar free, low carb, and no fat   Well hell yeah I want some fries with that   Cause I'm a       Meat and potato man   Like to keep it just as simply as I can   I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan    I'm meat and potato man      I like boots an' old blue jeans   The Three Stooges and jelly beans   Fishin' worms an' a coffee can   A cold beer an' a country band   Cause I'm a      Repeat Chorus