Well I rang up pantucci spoke to lucia   Gave them all they needed to know   If affairs are proceeding as we're expecting   Soon enough the weak spots will show   I assume you understand that we have options on your time   And will ditch you in the harbour if we must   But if it all works out nicely, you'll get the bonus you deserve   From doctors we trust.         The fat lady of limbourgh   Looked at the samples that we sent   And furrowed her brow   You would never believe that   She'd tasted royalty and fame   If you saw her now   But her sense of taste is such that she'll distinguish with her tongue   The subtleties a spectrograph would miss   And announce her decision while demanding her reward   A jelly fish kiss.         Now we checked out this duck quack   Who laid a big egg oh so black it shone just like gold.   And the kids from the city finding it pretty   Took it home and there it was sold   It was changing hands for weeks   Till someone left it by their fire   And it melted to a puddle on the floor   For it was only a candle a roman scandal   Oh oh and now it's a pool.         That's what we're paid for   That's what we're paid for   That's what we're paid for here.