Well, I rang up Pantucci   Spoke to Lu-chi   I gave them all they needed to know      If affairs are proceeding   As we're expecting soon enough   The weak spots will show      I assume you understand that we have options on your time   And will ditch you in the harbor if we must      But if it all works out nicely   You'll get the bonus you deserve   From doctors we trust      The Fat Lady of Limbourg   Looked at the samples that we sent   And furrowed her brow      You would never believe that   She'd tasted royalty and fame   If you saw her now      But her sense of taste is such that she'll distinguish with her tongue   The subtleties a spectrograph would miss      And then announce her decision   While demanding her reward   The jellyfish kiss      Now we checked out this duck quack   Who laid a big egg, oh, so black   It shone just like gold      And the kids from the city   Finding it pretty, took it home   And there it was sold      It was changing hands for weeks 'till someone left it by their fire   And it melted to a puddle on the floor      For it was only a candle   A Roman scandal, oh oh oh   Now it's a pool      That's what they're paid for   That's what we're paid for   That's what we're paid for here      That's what we're paid for   That's what we're paid for   That's what we're paid for here