Well, well, well, just because you think you're so pretty   And just because your momma thinks you're hot   Well, just because you think you've got something   That no other girl has got      You've caused me to spend all my money   You laughed and called me Old Santa Claus   Well, I'm telling you baby, I'm through with you   Because, well, well, just because      Well, well, well, there'll come a time when you'll be lonesome   And there'll come a time when you'll be blue   Well, there'll come a time when Old Santa   He won't pay your bills for you      You've caused me to lose all my women   And now, now you say we are through   Well, I'm telling you baby, I was through with you   A long, long, long, time ago      Well, just because you think you're so pretty   And just because your mama thinks you're the hottest thing in town   Well, just because you think you've got something   That nobody else has got      You've caused me to spend all of my money   Honey, you laughed and called me your Old Santa Claus   Well, I'm telling you baby, I'm through with you   Because, well well, just because