Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile   No money down, it was a real good deal   Didn't wanna work, just ride around town   Finance company put his feets on the ground   Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam      Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill   He told the judge, he did it for a thrill   He got sixty days suspended fine   He thanked judge for being so kind   Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam      Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job   The very same day the place got robbed   The cats got away, they couldn't be found   They picked up Sam and they dragged him down   Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam      Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game   The dice got switched, Sam got the blame   He pulled a gun, shut out the light   Everybody hollered, run for your life   Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam      Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree   He married a gal weighed 603   She spent all his money, sold all his land   Next thing she did, she got another man   Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam