Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine   He knows just how to laugh and shout   Get up early at the break of day   And you might just catch him out.      He's got a smile and a plastic gun   And a good old cowboy hat   Get up early and you'll see him ride   Shootin' up the alley round the back.      All he wants is a chocolate bar   The lavatory now and again   A friend or two and a family who   Will love him when he comes in.      He don't worry and he don't care   About the same things I do   He just thinks about Captain Kirk   And an' he hollers out scoobedoo.      Well I wish I was not quite so old   With a house and a car and a headache   Get up early at the crack of dawn   And you might just see me break.      All I want is a rest from all the fever and the fret   Give me a ride on Sam's old horse   And I wish I was where he was at   And I wish I was where he was at.      Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine   He knows just how to laugh and shout   Get up early at the break of day   And you might just, see him.      Sam is a friend, is a friend of mine.