Money, money, money, money      I'm here to make some waves   Hoping to convince you   Before you have a thing to say      Be it a car or expensive caviar   They go to your creditors   'Cause they know who you are      Don't leave your home   Without American Express   Never trust your friends   Without a very thorough credit check      Some people will pay you   With one eye on the clock   Others will have to pay   Through that friendly neighborhood loan shark      Fast, fierce and funny   The way people can play with your money      Now I tried to romance you   And I tried real hard   Everything was going good   Until they took my credit card      Now I'm not a flaky kind of guy you see   I've got plenty of money   But unfortunately not with me      Now you're my kind of girl   And you like nice things   I can tell by the clothes you wear   And the size of the diamond on your ring      As long as there's cash around   There's always hope   But once you see what your cash is worth   You'll deep six over and croak      Fast, fierce and funny   The way people can play with your money      Baby, check it out, there's no doubt   Use your head, save your bread   Baby, check it out   Baby, check it out      The Dow Jones average today hit an all time low   And sent the stock market crashing   Thousands panic in the effort to hold on to their assets   Washington has made an official statement   And we are about to take it live to Washington      Make that money, try to stay ahead   Make that money till ya drop dead   Make that money, now you're on your own   Now that bank won't give you a loan      Work your fingers to the bone   Makin' that money, gotta bring it home   Got no cash, gotta write a check   If they haven't closed my bank account yet      Money, money, money, money   [Incomprehensible]   Work your fingers to the bone   Gonna bring that money, money, hoh, yeah