Never had nothing    No one to care    That's why I seem to have    More than my share    I've got a man crazy for me    He's funny that way       When I hurt his feelings    Once in a while    His only answer is one little smile    I've got that man crazy for me    He's funny that way       I can see no other way    And no better plan    End it all and let him go    To some better gal    But I'm only human    A coward at best    I'm more than certain    He'd follow me West    I've got that man crazy for me    He's funny that way       Though he loves to work    And slave for me everyday    He'd be so much better off    If I went away    But why should I leave him    Why should I go    He'd be unhappy without me I know    I've got that man crazy for me    He's funny that way