Folks, here's a story about Minnie the Moocher   She was a red hot hoochie-koocher   She was the roughest, toughest frail   But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale      Hidee hidee hidee hi   Oh oh oh oh   Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee   Yeah yeah yeah yeah      She messed around with a bloke named Smoky   She loved him though he was cokey   He took her down to Chinatown   And he showed her how to kick the gong around      Hidee hidee hidee hi   Oh oh oh oh   Yeah yeah yeah yeah   Oh ho ho ho      She had a dream about the King of Sweden   He gave her things that she was needin'   He gave her a home built of gold and steel   A diamond car with platinum wheels      Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi   Hodee hodee hodee hodee hodee oh   Skeedle a booka diki biki skeedly beeka gookity woop   A booriki booriki booriki Hoy      He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses   Each meal she ate was a dozen courses   She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes   She sat around and counted them all a million times      Hidee hidee hidee hi   Hooh whoaa oh oh whoa   Hidee hidee hidee hi      Poor Min, Poor Min, Poor Min